Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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