i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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