spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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