Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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