these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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