fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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