Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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