I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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