He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
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