Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
