Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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