I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
How does one acquire holy water?
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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