How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
i think my mom watched the whole time
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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