GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
Randomize
