This show inspires me to have sex in space
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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