i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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