whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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