her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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