How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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