I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
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