What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
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