yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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