Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
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