Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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