Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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