I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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