Your dad touched me again.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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