If i come over, it means nothing
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
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