Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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