we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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