Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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