all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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