is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Randomize
