Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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