you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
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