lets start a swedish sibling band together
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
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