I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
They have beer where we have blood.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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