have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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