No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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