Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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