Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
i think im in europe. pls send help
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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