plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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