I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Of course I have a pirate flag
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
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