Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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