i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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