So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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