shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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