Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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