So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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