my mouth tastes like poor choices
she woke up with a sticky ear
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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