You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
a search helicopter?!
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
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