i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
it's like heaven, but drunker
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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