is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
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