Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize
