I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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