so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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